I've made a little space for the cheese slices

Directions on how to be an asshole

2008-05-13T11:58:28Z

1. Have college student shadow you at job.
2. Say "Hey college student you can write the review for this restaurant it'll be super dandy duper fun"
3. Have college student send in review through email.
4. Don't respond.
5. Write your own review.
6. Put on your asshole hat.

Seriously, if my article sucked I would have rather he emailed me and told me that rather than leaving me hanging for weeks and then writing his own review. All while not confirming that he got the review or giving me any indication as to what was wrong with it and why they didn't want to use it.

Be a fucking professional for Christ's sake.

Asshat.

Soylent Green is people!

2008-01-07T09:36:52Z

This is too amazing not to share...so I'm sharing.

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But seriously folks, diarrhea is no laughing matter.

I miss

2008-01-04T09:07:27Z

things.

What happened in Vegas has to stay in Vegas.

2007-11-28T23:29:43Z

Oh if life had a reset button.

Who wants to go off the grid with me? We can burn our fingerprints off and travel. No more cell phones, no more computers. Cash only, no credit cards, no bank accounts. Those things would make it too easy to find us.

Hm.

2007-11-14T07:52:44Z

Achingly awkward phone calls are my favorite.

This is for Cristi and Michelle...

2007-11-13T10:06:11Z

I have finally caved.

I have a livejournal.

The poor thing will wither and die from abuse and abandonment, but nevertheless here I am.

:P

P.S. I love this livejournal theme, but that could just be because I've been watching Veronica Mars a lot lately.

G'night